Photo Gallery
Worth a Half-Million Words: Breaking News! Longtime mistress to Don Sherwood, Cynthia Ore, has received a very special gift from our congressman. Don is providing $500,000 to his ladyfriend (if she stays mum through Election Day). That's quite a sum -- for a very special lady. The A.P. has reported the story. If you have more info -- like an actual copy of the settlement -- please e-mail it to us.
Photo #1: Congressman Don Sherwood with Congressman Mark Foley hanging out during a taxpayer-funded trip to exotic Uruguay in 2005. (Yes, it's a real photo.)
Photo #2: Disgraceful Congressman Sherwood and disgraced former Congressman Mark Foley (along with Rep. Roy Blunt) pal it up in 2005. (Also a real photo.)
Photo #3: Don Sherwood greets fellow members during a reception at the Sex Scandal Hall of Fame. Seen with Rep. Sherwood (Mistress Choking) are Sen. Bob Packwood (Sex Diaries), Hon. Clarence Thomas (Pubic Hair on Coke), Rep. Mark Foley (Young Boys via Internet), and Rev. Jim Bakker (Televangelical Adultery).
Photo #4: President Bush visits Don Sherwood during National Character Counts Week. They had an ice cream party to celebrate each other's recent successes at home and abroad.
Contest! Send Your Photos
Do you have pictures of Don Sherwood in a compromising position -- or a particularly comfortable position? Have any photos of Don's mistress, Cynthia Ore? Perhaps you've creatively edited a few photos together to make something entertaining.
Please help grow the photo gallery. E-mail your pictures to SherwoodForCongress@gmail.com. Be sure to note when and where your pictures were taken (or note if they're fake -- which is just fine). You'll remain anonymous. If you would like to be credited, provide your name and your hometown in your e-mail. Don't expect a reply.
When sending photos, feel free to include a funny caption. But keep it relatively clean. This is a family website.
